Friday, July 29, 2011
TRAILER - MURPHY'S LAW (1986)
Charles Bronson pulls off another of his wooden Indian performances in this typical 80s action crapfest from Cannon Films. This time around Charlie plays a cop who has been framed for the killing his ex-wife. While searching for the real killer he's saddled with a foulmouthed teenager played by Kathleen Wilhoite, whose main function in the film is to spurt out lines of dialogue such as "Suck a doorknob, you homo", "You're welcome dildo-nose" and "What took you so long, butt crust?" Guessing screenwriter Gail Morgan Hickman wrote her script while monitoring a grade school recess period.