An Andy Sidaris classic with the great Sybil Danning as Contessa Luciana. This is kind of his take on a Dukes of Hazzard-ish plot, so you know it is ridiculous from the jump. Be honest though, you didn't get this for the plot.
May: Cody, Cody, Cody. I understand you're a private investigator. Faye: And we want to know if you'll investigate our privates. May: Mmm hmm.